Joe:[after his fake story about him and Marjorie to her roommates]Jesus, I'm so sorry that this thing happened today. And I forgive you, Marjorie.
Marjorie:[Marjorie flies into a rage and attacks Joe, seeing the sheath for his knife]What is this? What is this?
Joe:[Pat recoils in horror as Marjorie holds it up to his face]I use it for work. I cut open boxes in the warehouse.
Marjorie:[menacingly]Cut boxes, huh?
[holds it closer to Joe's face]
Marjorie:Cuts them good, huh? It's the kind of knife they use to gut a deer.
[She cuts the phone cord binding his hands and feet together, proving its sharpness]
Marjorie:[turning on Joe with his own words]Smile.
Marjorie:Smile. Nicer. Don't make your lips tight.
[slaps him hard]
Marjorie:Did I hurt you?
[holds knife to his throat]
Joe:[panicked]Patty, make her stop!
Marjorie:[menacing]Now, kiss me. And tell me you want to make love.
[strikes him in the face]
Marjorie:No talking to the animal!
Joe:Look at her, and look at me... who did what to who?
Terry:[Pat is taking Joe out of the fireplace and helping him into a chair]Pat, I'd be careful.
Joe:[grateful]God bless you.
Joe:[Pat applies a washcloth and water to Joe's eye]Oh, God... is it bad?
Joe:[Pat nods]Am I going to go blind?
Patricia:I don't know.
Patricia:I don't know!
Joe:[begging and obviously frightened]Please take me to a hospital.
Marjorie:[Margie plunges knife into chair cushion beneath Joe's crotch]Tell them what happened
[she yanks him to his feet]
Marjorie:or I'll cut them off! Tell them!
Marjorie:Tell them! Tell them! Tell them!
Joe:[anguished]I watched the house! I stole the letters!
[he falls to his knees, Marjorie grabs him by the hair and holds his knife to his throat]
Marjorie:And what else?
Joe:[breaking down]I... I came here to kill you... and Patty... and Terry.
[Terry and Patty look on, horrified]
Joe:Linda Martinez, Paula Mikowski, Marie Parks...
[Marjorie runs knife across his throat, Joe screams and falls to floor, sobbing, but realizing he's not hurt]
Joe:Thank you... thank you. The first time I did it... my wife, she's reading the paper. She says 'Joe, did you fix the back door? 'Cause I don't want no raper coming in here.' And I says, 'don't worry honey, he don't want you'. And I fixed the back door real good... so that the raper don't get her. Oh, God.
Patricia:[tears running down her face]Marjorie...
Marjorie:Go get the police.
Terry:[Pat nods]Oh, God.
Terry:I'll stay. I'll stay with you.
Marjorie:[softly]Go with Pat.
[Marjorie nods... they leave... she turns Joe around and guides him back to the fireplace, where he takes a fetal position... she turns on a lamp and sits down near him with a look of triumph on her face... end credits]
Joe:[after Marjorie has sprayed the insect repellent in his eyes and bound his hands, he staggers to stand]Where are you? What did you put in my fucking eyes! Bitch. You fucking bitch, I'll kill you. I'll kill you.
[walks into kitchen, where tea kettle is whistling]
Joe:Where are you, you fucking cunt?
[Marjorie pours the hot water in his face and hits him with the kettle... he falls and she binds his feet to his wrists]
Joe:What're you doing? Where are you going?
[she runs outside to Terry's car]
Joe:Go ahead! Go ahead and call the cops! You can't prove a fucking thing! You got no witnesses! You got no cum up your snatch! You got nothing, pussy! They gotta Miranda me and let me go!
Terry:[clinching bottle and cigarette]Maybe we should make up a story?
Patricia:Do we have something to be afraid of?
Terry:[scared]They're going to lock us all up and throw away the keys!
Patricia:Shut up idiot!
Terry:[yelling]You shut up!
Patricia:[kneeling]Marjorie, a man is badly hurt and you don't have a case.
Marjorie:That's why I have a hammer.
Patricia:Okay. Let's talk about the hammer?
[checking the medicine]
Patricia:this isn't atropine?
Terry:Yeah, well it's a prescription drug. You need a doctor's signature.