Dr. Joseph Prang:Nice, doctor. While I'm down here trying to save this man's life, you're up there making FART jokes.
Dr. Oliver Ludwig:There are over twenty bodily fluids present in the human body and I am proud to say I have tasted all of them.
Annie:Attention: Starting Monday, all nurses must wear underwear.
Nurse Norine Sprockett:Find that duck!
Dr. Phil Burns:Relax, relax. Take off your key.
Dr. Walter Rist:...I thought that you were uh, musically inclined. Do you ever sing? You know or play any, uh, any instrument?
Dr. Walter Rist:Is that a, a special kind of guitar?
Angelo:No, it's regular.
Dr. Stephanie Brody:[quoting Simon]'A romance at this point would be ludicrous and counterproductive to our studies.'
Dr. Simon August:I guess that... might have sounded a little... stuffy, Stephie.
Dr. Stephanie Brody:Slightly, Simon.
Dr. Joseph Prang:Doctor, I've decided to let you take out an appendix. Gall bladder, whatever...