Bruce:I am a sex object. I always ask women for sex, and they object.
Bruce:Freddy, I was once run over by a Toyota... oh what a feeling.
Bruce:[trying to intimidate an opponent]Look at my eyes. I am Oriental.
Bruce:Do you like sushi like I like sushi?
Cowboy:I like Susie... Susie's my girl!
Bruce:Oh, I had sushi last night!
Anita:My name's Anita. What's yours?
Bruce:They call me Bruce.
Anita:Bruce? Like Bruce Lee.
Anita:Then you must know kung fu.
Bruce:Yes, I stepped in some yesterday.
[Johnny arrives at his grandfather's deathbed just in time for the old man's last words]
Joon:I'll make you proud of me. When I grow up, I'll make lots of money.
Bruce/Grandfather:Let me tell you, grandson. Money is not the most important thing in life. The most important thing is... broads. Broads!
[a beautiful geisha girl joins Johnny in a hot tub]
Bruce:You're a 10!
[the geisha removes her kimono]
Bruce:You're a 10 where you should be a 36!
Anita:Look, I'm a federal agent.
Freddy:Oh, my God.
Anita:The necklace I gave you was an electronic microphone. We've monitored all your conversations. We know your locations, all over the country.
Freddy:Oh, my God!
Bruce:Can't you say anything but, "Oh, my God"?
Anita:They used you, Bruce! You were their stooge! You weren't delivering flour, you were delivering cocaine. Drugs, Bruce.
Bruce:Drugs! Oh, my Buddah!