Jackie:Guitars are phallic symbols and guitarists masturbate for a living... so God only knows why you'd need me.
Nana:You must be good and tired.
Jackie:No, just tired.
Angus:Star quality, Aunt Pearl, that's what she's got. Star quality.
Pearl:Star quality, eh? And what might that be?
Angus, Jackie:It's that LITTLE SOMETHING EXTRA!
Pearl:Yeah? Well so is bullshit, and you're both full of it.
Jackie:I want a band. I want amplifiers. I want, I want, I want.
Nana:Lay off him love, you know he's got a plate in his head.
Angus:A plate? I think they threw in the knife and fork, too.
Robbie:The next "New Faces" act is Miss Jackie Muggins.
Angus:It's "Mullins", you moron!
Robbie:Miss Jackie Mullins-you-Moron.
Angus:Him? I'm not going *anywhere* with him. Actually, I think I'm gonna go throw meself under a bus.