[the girls are covering up the pizza guy's dead body]
Kimberly Clarke:He's dead all right. So cold.
Jackie:Is the pizza?
[Jackie takes a slice of pizza]
Jackie:Well life goes on after all and eating makes me feel best when I feel bad and boy do I feel bad.
[she takes a bite of the pizza]
Jackie:I feel better already. Really, I do.
Russ Thorn:[speaking for the first time; to Trish]You're pretty. All of you are very pretty. I love you. It takes a lot of love for a person to... do this. You know you want it. You'll like it. Yes...
Trish Devereaux:No... please... I don't even know you.
Trish Devereaux:Diane! You're a snob!
Diane:Hey, only the best people are, you know?
Trish Devereaux:Look, what do you have against Valerie, anyway?
Diane:Nothing. She drinks too much milk.
Jackie:What do all the guys see in Diane anyway?
Trish Devereaux:She's beautiful.
Jackie:I think she's got a big mouth.
Kimberly Clarke:Hey, it's not the size of your mouth; it's what's in it that counts.
Trish Devereaux:What I don't see is what she sees in John Minor.
Kimberly Clarke:Maybe what we don't see.
Trish Devereaux:Hey, it's not how big it is, remember?
Jackie, Kimberly Clarke:It's what's in it that counts!
Diane:Y'know, I think your tits are getting bigger.
Diane:[in the middle of telling a story]The woman gets up her courage and she throws her baby down, and the guy catches it. The crowd is going crazy, and the guy goes
[she imitates throwing something to the floor]
[talking about the slumber party]
Linda:I don't know if I can go. My mom's on my case about my grades.
Jeff:Mine too, but I'll be there!
Jeff:[to Neil]You know how girls love to scream.
[there's a knock at the front door]
Trish Devereaux:Who is it?
Jackie:[from outside]We're here for the orgy.
[there's scratching on the door, accompanied by heavy panting]
Kimberly Clarke:[from outside]Let us in! Let us in! Hurry!
Valerie:[to Courtney]It's too bad Mom and Dad didn't get a divorce before YOU were born.
Courtney:I love you too.
Jeff:[watching Kim change]I don't think I've been giving Kim the attention she deserves.
[Diane is talking on the phone with her boyfriend; the girls are downstairs listening on the other end]
Diane:I love it too. You think I'm getting better?
[downstairs, the girls break out in laughter, and Diane hears]
Diane:I think our first amendment's been violated.
Trish Devereaux:Not the word I would have chosen.
Jeff:Can't you take a joke?
Diane:Can't you get out of the third grade?
[the doorbell rings]
Jeff:Who is it?
Russ Thorn:[distorted voice through the closed front door]Pizza. Delivery.
Jeff:What's the damage?
Russ Thorn:Six... so far.
[Jeff and Neil are watching the girls change through a window]
Jeff:What'd we do to deserve this?
Neil:We died and went to heaven.
Jackie:[reading Diane's horoscope]"Your power with the opposite sex will get you ahead."
Diane:Not too bad.
Jackie:Depends on whose head.
John Minor:[getting flipped onto the ground]Holy shit, I think you broke my back!
Valerie:John Minor, what're you doing scaring me to death like that?
John Minor:I won't do it again, that's for sure.
Valerie:You better learn to fall better, you could get hurt.
Mrs. Devereaux:Trish, the chips are under the sink and there's soda in the fridge, and our number at the hotel is right by the phone.
Trish Devereaux:Okay, Mom, everything will be fine.
Mrs. Devereaux:You lock all the doors and windows.
Trish Devereaux:Mom, I'm 18 years old, remember?
Mrs. Devereaux:You will ALWAYS be my baby.
Courtney:How come you weren't invited to the party?
Valerie:I was, I just turned them down so I could take care of my darling little sister.
Valerie:As the famous Jim Jones once said, 'Shut up and drink your Kool-Aid'.
Trish Devereaux:That's odd, none of the fuses are blown, but some of them are missing.