• 电影名称 The Secret Policeman's Other Ball

  •  类型  喜剧 / 纪录片 / 音乐
  •  国家  英国
  •  语言  英语
  •  时长  1 hr 39 min (99 min) (UK) / 1 hr 31 min (91 min) (USA)
  • 上映时间 23 September 1982 (Australia)

台词:

The Crazy Interviewer:Good evening. Tonight, we're taking a look at Beekeeping, and here to tell us all about it, we have in the studio a man who's been keeping bees for over forty years. Mr. Reginald Prawnbaum. Good evening, Mr. Prawnbaum.

Reginald Prawnbaum:Good evening.

The Crazy Interviewer:Tell me. What first interested you in the bee world, Mr. Prawnbaum?

Reginald Prawnbaum:Well, um, even as a child, I used to...

The Crazy Interviewer:Ssshh.

Reginald Prawnbaum:I'm sorry, shouldn't I have said that?

The Crazy Interviewer:No, of course you should have. Pay no attention, please. When I say "Ssshh", it's just a nervous mannerism I've picked up. If, uh, if I want you to be quiet, I will say "Sush". You were saying?

Reginald Prawnbaum:Oh, well, even as a child, I used to wander around...

The Crazy Interviewer:Ssshh.

Reginald Prawnbaum:[Briefly pauses]Oh, sorry. In the fields near my home, watching the bees fly from flower to flower...

The Crazy Interviewer:Ssshh.

Reginald Prawnbaum:...and taking note of the flowers that they visited.

The Crazy Interviewer:Sush.

Reginald Prawnbaum:Was that wrong?

The Crazy Interviewer:I'm so sorry, did I say "Sush"? I meant "Ssshh". Do go on, it's most interesting.

Reginald Prawnbaum:And so, I have grown to love the little...

The Crazy Interviewer:Ssshh.

Reginald Prawnbaum:...creatures. I mean, nature really has produced a little masterpiece in the life...

The Crazy Interviewer:QUACK! Oh, I'm so sorry. I'm afraid that's a reflex action too. I squawk whenever someone mentions the word "life"... QUACK! You see, even when I mention it myself. I should have told you. Please go on.

Reginald Prawnbaum:Oh, uh, very well. Well, the bees are divided into different categories.

The Crazy Interviewer:Sssssshhhhh.

Reginald Prawnbaum:Uh, the Queen Bee, whose lifespan...

The Crazy Interviewer:QUACK!

Reginald Prawnbaum:...whose living expectancy is only one year.

The Crazy Interviewer:Ssshh.

Reginald Prawnbaum:The worker bees, on the other hand, have a much longer...

The Crazy Interviewer:Sush!

Reginald Prawnbaum:Do you want me to stop?

The Crazy Interviewer:Yes, you were just about to say "life"... QUACK!

Reginald Prawnbaum:I wasn't!

The Crazy Interviewer:[Almost laughing]Well I'm so sorry. Please, continue.

Reginald Prawnbaum:As I was saying, the worker bees have a much longer life.

The Crazy Interviewer:QUACK!

Reginald Prawnbaum:I'm sorry! I'm sorry! It's just... you've got me rather rattled now!

The Crazy Interviewer:Ssshh.

Reginald Prawnbaum:Well, this is how the bee community works: the Queen Bee...

The Crazy Interviewer:Ssshh.

Reginald Prawnbaum:[Slightly irritated]... stays in the hive...

The Crazy Interviewer:Prrt!

Reginald Prawnbaum:Is that because I said "hive"?

The Crazy Interviewer:Pardon? Ssshh.

Reginald Prawnbaum:Did you make that noise because I said the word "hive"?

The Crazy Interviewer:Oh, no, no, no, no.

Reginald Prawnbaum:Well why did you make it then?

The Crazy Interviewer:I was just practising.

Reginald Prawnbaum:Practising?

The Crazy Interviewer:Practising for a word you're bound to say very soon. Do go on.

Reginald Prawnbaum:[Rolling his eyes]While the worker bees...

The Crazy Interviewer:Ssshh.

Reginald Prawnbaum:...fly from flower to flower...

The Crazy Interviewer:Ssshh.

Reginald Prawnbaum:...collecting...

The Crazy Interviewer:Ssshh.

Reginald Prawnbaum:...the...

The Crazy Interviewer:Ssshh.

[Long pause. Prawnbaum prepares to say the word, and notices the Interviewer preparing to make the noise again]

Reginald Prawnbaum:...pollen.

The Crazy Interviewer:Prrt.

[Prawnbaum looks down, finally fed up]

Reginald Prawnbaum:I see. Pollen!

The Crazy Interviewer:Prrt!

Reginald Prawnbaum:Pollen! Pollen! Pollen!

The Crazy Interviewer:Prrt! Prrt! Prrt!

Reginald Prawnbaum:I mean this is the... the stupidest thing I've ever heard in my life!

The Crazy Interviewer:QUACK!

Reginald Prawnbaum:I mean every time I say, I say "pollen"...

The Crazy Interviewer:Prrt!

Reginald Prawnbaum:...or "hive"...

The Crazy Interviewer:Ssshh!

Reginald Prawnbaum:...or "life"...

The Crazy Interviewer:QUACK!

Reginald Prawnbaum:I mean... How did you ever get the job of being an interviewer?

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