Bartender:[breaks a block of ice with his head, hands the girl her drink and asks]Wanna have dinner tonight, babycakes?
Religious Freak:Tell me about the centerfold you're doing.
Betty:The centerfold? Well, it's really not for positive sure yet. Well, we still have to...
Religious Freak:[interrupting her]Why are you doing it? For the money?
Betty:Well, like I said, I don't even know if I...
Religious Freak:[interrupting her again]For the publicity?
Betty:Well, sure, I guess you could say that I...
Religious Freak:[interrupting her yet again]You're not doing it for the publicity. I know why you're doing it.
Betty:Why am I doing it then?
Religious Freak:For the devil.
Religious Freak:Yeah. Look around this place. It's the devil's den.
Betty:[chuckles]Are you joking?
Religious Freak:[seriously]No Betty, the devil's no joke.
Hazel Buck:I'm going shopping. Is there anything you need, besides deodorant?
Thomas Speer:That is pure bullshit, mein friend!
Thomas Speer:You can't do nothing right, Cooper! You stupid sonofabitch! You should have been destroyed at birth! That's what I get for teaming up with a hippie!
voice over the PA system:We are now departing. Those of you tossing money, they are again reminding you that the divers requested that you do not throw pennies, nickels, or dimes. Only quarters and above.
voice over the PA system:Those of you who wish to end up sitting on the toilet for the rest of the trip, with violent, projectile diarrhea, try the Hungarian food in our restaurant, courtesy of Michelle the Hungarian bitch.
Captain Harry Dodds:Madam will you please get...
Hazel Buck:[interrupts him]Don't call me madam!
Captain Harry Dodds:Mrs. Buck will you...
Hazel Buck:That Ms. Buck!
Blonde:[while stripping down to her underwear]I took this cruise to get myself out of the country.
Blonde:There's a stupid little murder warrant out for my arrest
[throws her underwear over her shoulder, then lays down on the bed, completely nude, on her stomach]
Blonde:[after being tied to the bed, and being spanked by the biker]Get your filthy hands off me, asshole!