• 电影名称 The Pirate Movie

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  • 中文名称 海盗的故事
  •  类型  冒险 / 喜剧 / 歌舞 / 爱情
  •  国家  澳大利亚
  •  语言  英语
  •  时长  1 hr 45 min (105 min) / 1 hr 38 min (98 min) (USA)
  • 上映时间 19 August 1982 (Australia)

台词:

Mabel:You'll be hung!

The Pirate King:Oh I am, I am, and very well thank you.

Frederic:Oh I love you. I'll always love you, come what may.

Mabel:"Come what may"? We'll all be murdered in our beds come what may.

Frederic:Well run. For God's sake run!

Mabel:Death before dishonor. Besides, have you tried running in one of these things? It's a real bitch.

Mabel:Frederic, you're not gay, are you?

Frederic:[high voice]No!

[clears throat and in a lower voice]

Frederic:No.

Mabel:The way you and the Pirate King get around in those rather feminine, pleated shirts and all that leather.

Frederic:Mabel!

Mabel:Hey! I'm not prejudiced. I mean, what does this country got a navy for? Screw 'em if they can't take a joke!

Frederic:You're weird.

Mabel:All kidding aside, tell me this. Are you a virgin?

Frederic:I don't know.

Mabel:Near enough.

Mabel:Frederic, these are the 1880s. You can't live your life by the outmoded conventions of a neo-imperialist society. Find your true center!

Frederic:What? You mean Zen piracy?

Mabel:[unlaces her shirt and pulls it down to show her corset]Frederic, have you ever worn a whalebone corset? Well no, we established that, didn't we? It chokes and strangles, Frederic! I won't be choked and strangled by someone else's dumb ideas of custom and duty!

[to stone statue]

Mabel:Would you Harry, would you?

[to Frederic]

Mabel:Never to know the rich and real, wondrous person beating and throbbing inside me. Frederic, can you see me throbbing?

Frederic:I see! I see! I'm throbbing too!

Frederic:[moments after meeting for the first time]Look, I know this is going to sound silly, but I think I love you. I think I might even want to marry you.

Mabel:God, that was a short love scene!

The Pirate King:Away to the ship and hoist up that chain doodad!

Samuel:Anchor, sir?

The Pirate King:No, Sam. Just disappointment.

Frederic:Lately I've been restless. I've been consumed by some... inner fire, and all I think about are girls.

Ruth:[Grabbing onto Frederic]I've waited 20 years for this!

The Pirate King:[Pulling Ruth off of Frederic]The sea, Frederic, is a jealous mistress. But she is her own reward. Believe me, you've missed nothing.

The Pirate King:[to other pirates]Tell him men, have you missed anything these 20 years at sea?

Other pirates:[Yelling in unison]SEX!

The Pirate King:Your Birthday?

Frederic:February 29, 1859.

The Pirate King:A leap year!

Frederic:yes...

The Pirate King:...and you were indentured to us...?

Frederic:until my 21st year...

The Pirate King:[interrupting]... until your 21st birthday! Leap years only happen every 4 years. Going by birthdays, you're still only 5 and a 1/4.

Frederic:[surprised]wha...?

The Pirate King:I'm merely making you aware of it... I'll leave the rest to your... sense of duty?

Ruth:Yes, Duty!

Frederic:Duty and honor are all I have... that's the one good thing you taught me!

Mabel:Death before dishonor! Besides, you ever try running in one of these things? It's a real bitch!

Mabel:The body's an eight, the brain's a ten, so let's go.

Mabel:You poor thing. Pirates! You mean like walking the plank? Buried treasure? Hack, slash, off with his head, and the Jolly Richard, and everything?

Frederic:Roger.

Mabel:Oh, Roger I love it.

Frederic:No, Frederic without a "k."

Mabel:Mabel, also without a "k." God, we have so much in common.

The Pirate King:What's the age of consent around here?

Mabel:Eighteen.

The Pirate King:Good! I'm old enough.

[Mabel comes in and finds Frederic laying in a coffin]

Mabel:Frederic, what are you doing?

Frederic:Oh, hiding.

Mabel:My Frederic, hiding? It cannot be the lion-heart troubles at the coming conflict. My love - a wimp!

Frederic:No, Mabel. A terrible disclosure's just been made.

Mabel:Then zip it up!

[the Pirate King has just cornered Frederick in their swordfight, the Pirate King has his sword pointed between Frederick's legs]

The Pirate King:Drop it, or...

Frederic:*Nuts*!

The Pirate King:Them, too!

Frederic:[sitting rubbing his back as a horse runs off]Ohhh! Oww! Ouch! Well I've been at sea since I was one, how the hell would I know how to ride a horse?

Frederic:[scaring off Mabel's sisters and making them drop their flowers]I'm sorry! I didn't mean to deflower you!

Ruth:By the way, was that a definite no back there?

Frederic:Ruth, I don't want to hurt your feelings, but tell me honestly. Now, compared to other women, are you beautiful?

Ruth:Oh, I've been told so.

Frederic:Ah, but lately?

Ruth:Yes, by Sam. 'Course, he was drunk.

Major-General:Man, I'm older than the Beatles, but I'm younger than the Rolling Stones!

Mabel:[song]If you're treadin' water and romance is on the slide/Don't you know you have to swallow somethin' more than water... it's your pride/Ah ha, a-huff and puff/Just to keep love goin'/A-ha, I've had enough/Of pumpin' and a-blowin'

Soundtrack Chorus:[song]Keep pumpin', blowin'/Keep pumpin', blowin'

Samuel:[doorbell rings]Avon calling!

Major-General:Damn cheek! With women leading our armies we'll never have a good war again.

Mabel:So true! So true.

Sergeant:[with heavy French accent]Name of the fugitive?

Mabel:[struggling to understand]Fyoog tiv?

Sergeant:[frustrated]Fugitive! F - U...

Mabel:Up yours, too, Froggy!... Oh! *Fugitive!* His name's Fredric - without a 'k.' And he's got a horse - I mean a nurse, her name's Ruth and... listen, why don't you just follow me to the castle?

Mabel:[to Pirate King]Is that a dagger in your pocket, or are you just glad to see me?

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