• 电影名称 A Midsummer Night's Sex Comedy

  • ——Six characters in search of love [Video]
  • 中文名称 仲夏夜性喜剧
  •  类型  喜剧
  •  国家  美国
  •  语言  英语
  •  时长  1 hr 28 min (88 min) / 1 hr 28 min (88 min) (West Germany)
  • 上映时间 16 July 1982 (USA)

台词:

Ariel:How's your marriage?

Andrew:My marriage is fine.

Ariel:Ya?...

Andrew:It's not working but it's fine.

Andrew:I'm not a poet. I don't die for love. I work on Wall Street.

Andrew:Sex alleviates tension and love causes it.

Ariel:He taught me a lot...

Andrew:Like what?

Ariel:Like how to listen to Mozart.

Andrew:With your ears, right?

Maxwell:I'm a doctor and I believe in the spirit world.

Andrew:Oh, you have to, Maxwell, that's where all your patients end up.

Ariel:Andrew, we'll get killed!

Andrew:No, no. Don't be silly. Trust me, it's me, Andrew... Trust me anyhow.

Dulcy:A hammock! That's so nostalgic for me. I lost it in a hammock.

Adrian:Pardon me?

Dulcy:You have to have really good balance.

Andrew:I wonder if geniuses have problems with their sex lives.

Maxwell:Andrew, are you all right?

Andrew:Maxwell, I think I fractured my last remaining nose

Maxwell:You shouldn't fly. You're a mammal.

AndrewMaxwell:Thank you, Maxwell. A doctor with a license is no smarter.

Maxwell:He never tires of insulting me, but when he's sick...

Andrew:Yeah? Who overcharges me?

Maxwell:But you always get well, don't you, Andrew?

Andrew:I would get well anyhow, Maxwell, even without the leeches.

Andrew:When are you gonna grow up? You're like one of those creatures in Greek mythology who's half-goat.

Andrew:I didn't lie. I wasn't lying, Adrian. I was not lying. Do you want to know why I lied?

Maxwell:I never felt like this. The moment I smelled her I loved her.

Andrew:Well, smell someone else. She's taken.

Andrew:He's a wonderful guy and a terrific doctor. Never lost a patient. Got a couple of them pregnant, but never lost one.

Leopold:So, you're an inventor, hey?

Andrew:Crackpot inventor.

Adrian:Andrew's invented a wedding present for you and Ariel. Tell 'em about that.

Andrew:It's a silly apparatus that takes the bones out of fish, and if you prefer, although there's no point to it, it puts bones in fish.

Ariel:I don't love you.

Maxwell:Because you don't know me. Give me ten minutes, ten lousy minutes.

Andrew:Only a drunken, infantile idiot shoots himself over love, not an internist.

Ariel:You showed me your latest invention.

Andrew:Of course, my musical house slippers. Remember that?

Leopold:I had the privilege of escorting Ariel through the Sistine Chapel for the first time in her life and explaining to her exactly why Michelangelo's ceiling was indeed great.

Ariel:When Raphael first laid eyes on it, he fainted.

Andrew:Had he eaten?

Adrian:[Referring to sex]I can't! It's disgusting!

Andrew:How can it be disgusting? I don't even have my clothes off.

Andrew:It's nothing serious - just an arrow in his heart.

Andrew:Adrian, this is the kitchen table. What are you doing?

Adrian:Making...

Andrew:We cannot have intercourse where we eat oatmeal!

Dulcy:[Aroused]Leopold, bite me... hard!

Leopold:I can't. These aren't my teeth.

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Six characters in search of love [Video]
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