Zach Elliot:It's something you don't have any control over. I mean, whether you're born with it or acquire it, who knows? But there's something in me that needs to be with a man.
Zach Elliot:Maybe it's his strength, his attitude. Maybe he's everything I'm not, I don't know. Maybe it's brotherhood, bonding, release. Maybe it's just the need for another man's approval. But it's that feeling...
Claire:Stop it! God!
Claire:Crepe paper is a bitch to tear.
Bart:"If it feels good, do it. You don't get any points for playing by the rules."
Zach Elliot:Why don't you just say it?
Zach Elliot:Thank you.
Bart:The night he died I went into a gay bar for the first time. I didn't do it to celebrate or anything. I did it 'cause I was pissed. Pissed that I never got the chance to tell him that his all American right fielder liked to get it on with other right fielders. I wanted to see the look in his eyes. God I wanted that scene.