Cashier:It's almost 5 o'clock!
Cashier:I want to go to bed.
Petulia:So do we!
Petulia:I turned those gentle hands into fists. You were the gentlest man I ever knew.
Petulia:My name's Petulia Danner. I've been married for six months and I haven't had an affair yet.
Petulia:Get stuffed, Wilma.
Wilma:[to Archie, regarding his divorce]I'll let you in on a little secret; I wish I had your courage.
Petulia:Careful! Can't you tell I'm not wearing a bra?
Petulia:Don't think about it. It'll only excite you...
David Danner:If I come for you, let me have a flair. Right between the eyes.
Archie Bollen:[to Petulia]You have a very superior pelvis.
Barney:What was it, Archie, the "sex" bit? Huh? The ol' "sex" bit?