Judge Bryson:Well, are you gonna answer the question or is she going to talk for you the rest of your life?
Judge Bryson:Where'd you study law, anyway?
Nicholas Arden:Harvard, sir.
Judge Bryson:I might have known; a Yale man myself.
Ellen Wagstaff Arden:Child?! Nick is not a child.
Grace Arden:No, he's not that smart. He's only a man.
Nicholas Arden:Are you out of your mind?
Grace Arden:Just a little. I can't quite seem to adjust; two daughters-in-law for only one son.
Nicholas Arden:Well, as long as you had only one, why'd it have to be me?
Ellen Wagstaff Arden:Oh, Grace. There was a man on that island with me.
Grace Arden:How marvelous. No wonder you look so well. But you silly girl. Why did you tell Nick?
Bianca Steele:Oh, you are such a comfort, doctor. You know, I truly believe the most vital relationship a woman can establish is not between man and wife. It's the relationship between a woman and her analyst. Don't you agree, Dr. Schlick?
Dr. Herman Schlick:Call me Herman.
Judge Bryson:[To Nick]You mean your own mother charged you with bigamy?
Grace Arden:I certainly did.
Judge Bryson:I hope you remember this on Mothers' Day.
Nicholas Arden:[muttering as he walks through the hotel lobby]My wife is alive....my wife is alive...my wife is alive...
Seymour:So's mine, buddy, that's why I drink!