Mario:The unexpected play...
Enrique:...at the unexpected time.
Umpire:Coach, I don't mean to interrupt your little chat but there's sixteen thousand and one of us - think there's a baseball game going on here. Play ball?
Umberto Macias:Chores can wait for a champion.
Padre Estaban:Some times God gives us the ability to make them.
Enrique:Couldn't pick a place with more rocks, huh?
Frankie Stevens:You know, you say that one more time I will punch you in the nose.
Mac Thompkins:Been a while since I fought a woman.
Fort Worth Spectator #1:They scored a run.
Padre Estaban:Our visa's have expired.
Padre Estaban:Go say goodnight to the boys, alright. And try not to throw up.
Cesar Faz:What are you doin' here?
Mr. Tanner:It's baseball. Why it's a world series. Only in America.
Cool Papa Bell:Woa, hold it boy. You gotta *tell*.
Biloxi Pitcher:Tell who what?