Taimie:Listen, I have a friend? She's what would be called in certain circles, a matchmaker. Like in "Hello Dolly".
Amanda:Is that the one where she dressed like a boy and studied the Torah?
[following sex with each other, the three neglected housewives have a heart-to-heart-to-heart in front of the dwindling fire of the fireplace]
Amanda:Does this mean I'm a lesbian?
Taimie:No, we're just... playful.
Ashley:The boys are probably doing the same thing on their hunting trips.
Ashley:Maybe it's in my nature never to be fully satisfied, but as cute and bouncy and well-muscled as you girlies are, there's still something missing.
Amanda:What do you think it is?
Ashley:Dick. Dick is what it's called. Dick, dick, dick. You've heard of it?
Taimie:When I was a girl - in books and stuff.
Taimie:Who are you?
Julie the Understudy:Just another working girl. If this were a movie, I'd be identified in the credits as "Whore #4" or something like that. But tonight, I'm the understudy. If one of you girls fails to fornicate, I get brought in.
Taimie:So, does Madam Brittany not think that we're up to the challenge?
Julie the Understudy:Oh, no, not you... and not the girl with the silly accent. But your friend, the blonde bouncy one with the ample breasts, her.
Taimie:Oh, the bouncy blonde is fine. She's just a little bashful, is all. She got married too young and never got to unleash the whore within. This'll be good for her. Once we ge her going, she'll be as free as the rest of us.
Julie the Understudy:Well, if that's true, then I guess I'm just here for a dip in the pool.
[She pauses to size Taimie up]
Julie the Understudy:Wanna cuddle?
Taimie:Nah, I have intimacy issues.