Christopher Jacobs:[gun clicks empty]What am I supposed to use? Harsh language?
Fiona Taylor:You know this mission isn't gonna be easy, right?
Mattias Nilsson:Sure it'll be easy. Just have to shoot a few bad guys, verify me a General, then I'm gonna order my custom built Lamborghini with diamond crested wheels.
Christopher Jacobs:[Arnold voice]Look at me, I'm the Governor!
Mattias Nilsson:[while on a plane]Just get me off this bird and I'll be fine.
Christopher Jacobs:[When player tries to shoot with a gun without any ammo]Hey, I can throw my shoe at 'em if you want.
Fiona Taylor:[while Mattias picks up the carbine]I know it's not state of the art.
Mattias Nilsson:Well, it kills people, right?
Mattias Nilsson:[while picking up frag grenades]M67s... I love M67s.
Agent Mitchell Bruford:[when the player pulls a chair out and spins around in it]My lord, what are you, *eight*?
Christopher Jacobs:[firing the main cannon of an M1 Abrams tank]Don't just hear it, *feel it*!
Fiona Taylor:Does Sergei seem a little wigged-out to you?
Mattias Nilsson:"The hanged man will kick at anything when the noose starts to tighten around his neck." That's an old Viking saying which means... "Yeah."
Mattias Nilsson:I think I like Colonel Peng. Even the stick up his butt has a stick up its butt.
Fiona Taylor:Oh, I'm sure he'll warm right up, once you get to know him.
Fiona Taylor:Jegal has a reputation for being an especially cruel leader. He'd torture his own men if they were less than perfect.
Christopher Jacobs:I had a high school teacher like that once...
Fiona Taylor:Wow, Colonel Peng really has it in for Buford.
Christopher Jacobs:Maybe he just doesn't like Americans? Nah! He loves *me*!
Colonel Samuel Garrett:Those are my fish; Solomon, Abraxas and uh, Marshmallow. My wife named that last one.