Oderus Urungus:[after the Aliens spray Oderus' Sperm sample on Slymenstra Hymen]Smells like Sperm up here tonight! Smells like MY Sperm! I love that smell!
Slymenstra Hymen:[feeling ill, and her vision starts to get blurry]Oh my God, not that!
Oderus Urungus:Looks like you got Spermed on!
Slymenstra Hymen:No, it just isn't true! Oderus, when was the last time YOU were tested?
Oderus Urungus:Hey, why do I need a test for AIDS, when I already got AIDS? YOU need a test baby!
Slymenstra Hymen:YOU have RUINED me!
Techno Destructo:Gray Aliens, Sperm Smugglers!
Oderus Urungus:I'm sorry I raped him, I'm sorry I raped our baby, but here, I bought you this nice purse.
Slymenstra Hymen:[Starts hitting him with the purse]This purse aint shit, where'd ya get it, K-Mart?
Oderus Urungus:I bought it at... Wal-Mart!
Slymenstra Hymen:You cheap shit! You know Oderus, I believe you will never know how to please a real Woman.
Oderus Urungus:Well, that's alright, cause... I aint no Woman.
Oderus Urungus:[the Aliens are about to extract a Sperm sample from Oderus]Yes, this excites me sexually... to pretend that I am a Fireman.
Oderus Urungus:[Slymenstra shows up on stage pregnant]Hey baby, you look fat, you look as if you're pregnant.
Slymenstra Hymen:Well geez, I wonder... WHO'S it IS!
Oderus Urungus:Well, I can't possibly recall getting you pregnant, so...
Slymenstra Hymen:Excuse me, but remember that Alien Sex-Toy you were just playing with earlier?
Oderus Urungus:Oh yeah, the one that... blew me.
Slymenstra Hymen:[Loud tone]... and the one that knocked me up!
Techno Destructo:They were just having a Party, to Celebrate the End of the World!