TEC:Goodnight, Princess Peach.
Goombella:Mario has the Treasure Map!
Professor Frankly:WHAT? Hummina hubbity hubbida hippity hoobida hammala huffala hoofall... *Really*?
Gus:CRUD! You dumb video-game heroes always do this!
[after being defeated by Mario]
Goombella:Why is there a gatekeeper in every town? Well, I guess the game would be too easy be without them. Hee hee... let's never speak of it again.
Professor Frankly:And you there! In front of the TV! You listen up, too!
Yoshi:Did someone pile-drive your head, or what? I don't see any TV here, nutjob!
Vivian:What to say... ARE YOU TALKING TO NO ONE?
Goombella:Yeesh. First me, then you! Why do we always have to break through the fourth wall?
Hamma Jamma:My grandpappy used to tell me great stories... World 7-1, that was his 'hood. I'm gonna become champion to honor his memory, man!
Goombella:[using her tattle function]That's Stewart, the blimp conductor. He checks tickets for blimp passengers. He's what you call a Cheep-Cheep. Normally they don't hang out on land, but... They've actually been around a while in the Mario Bros. series, you know. Oh, gosh, I just broke through the fourth wall, there, didn't I? Sorry, just forget it.
Lord Crump:[while in disguise]And you! Yes, out there. In front of the TV screen-I'm talking to you! It may be really obvious to YOU who I am... but I still have Mario fooled, so no telling! Or else!
Doopliss:[after guessing his name wrong]Wrongamundo, little nobody! Who'd name their kid that?
Crow 1:[listening in]I've been really depressed lately, thinking about the depletion of fossil fuels.
Crow 2:Yeah, tell me about it. We've got to come up with a renewable energy source before that happens...
Crow 3:Like wind, or hydroelectric... I think solar energy probably has the greatest potential.
Lucky:[on explaining how the Lottery works]The daily number changes everyday in real time. I use the Nintendo Gamecube Clock as a reference!
Koops:[about Ms. Mowz]Man she sure is cute.