Malcolm Caufield:It's a man filled with sand.
Hugh Caufield:It's a NAKED man.
Spencer Finch:You don't eat it.
Spencer Finch:Clarissa can do amazinging things with her breasts: they are like weather balloons with gaydar.
Spencer Finch:In Rubneck, Clarissa is known as "The Pink Widow" because every guy she's ever slept with has turned gay.
Spencer Finch:And it turns out that he's turned on by the Dewey Decimal System.
Malcolm Caufield:And we weren't even in the mathematics section.