Col. Shuffle:If'n I had four feet and went "hee haw", what would I be?
Bugs:Why, you'd be a jackass.
Col. Shuffle:Why did you dunk my poor old hide in Old Man River, when I bought a low seat?
Col. Shuffle:[firing guns wildly]I'm Colonel Shuffle - the rip-roarin'-est, gold-diggin'-est, sharp-shootin'-est, poker-playin'-est riverboat gambler on the Mississippi! Yahoo! Be thar anyone man enough to sit in a poker game with Colonel Shuffle? Well, be thar?
Bugs:[appearing in the hallway]There be.
Bugs:Oh, well. We almost had a romantic ending.