Kelly Stepford:This is so, uh, what's the word... stupid!
Charlotte Pratt:Suspended? Suspended for writing poetry in a private journal?
Kelly Stepford:These cheers are so lame. We need something edgier.
Charlotte Pratt:[in jail]You ordered pizza with your one phone call?
Sondra Carmichael:[from trailer]It's improper
Lawrence Reitzer:Aren't you going to ask why I'm eligible?
Walanda Jenkins:Boy please... You're so gay Cher dresses up like you.
Student:[in response to Holden saying that people should make out with someone of their own sex as a statement against homophobia]That's gay!
Holden Donovan:That's the point.