Helena:I could make a horoscope to you.
Helena:So you can see when your low-days are.
Militia-officer:We don't have low-days here.
Pille Loorits:"The joys of the middle-age"...
Pille Loorits:Tõnu says that warm underwear is "the joys of the middle-age"!
Silva Raud:Would you look at that old spinster!
[both start laughing]
Silva Raud:What are you staring at? Can't you see I'm naked!
Hubert Raud:You are a jerk, you know that?
Tõnu Loorits:Oh, yeah? In that case, your sister is the wife of the jerk!
Hubert Raud:Well, so it seems!
Tõnu Loorits:Hey, I can also say some things about your wife!
Hubert Raud:Like what?
Tõnu Loorits:Like *that*!
Hubert Raud:What that?
Tõnu Loorits:That that!
Tõnu Loorits:You see, the roads around here are so shitty that our car couldn't handle them!
Farmer:Then why are you coming here, if the roads are so shitty?
Silva Raud:Now, what would I do withouth you?
Hubert Raud:The same things that you do with me, only with someone else.
[Tõnu starts to try on the boot the customer has selected for himself]
Customer at the mall:Excuse me, but what are you doing?
Tõnu Loorits:I'm trying my boot on.
Customer at the mall:But... This is my boot.
Tõnu Loorits:No, it isn't!
Customer at the mall:Yes, it is...
Tõnu Loorits:Your boot is over there!
[points to the customers old shoe]
Customer at the mall:But...
Tõnu Loorits:What? Have you already bought the one I'm trying on?
Customer at the mall:No...
Tõnu Loorits:What's the problem then?
Customer at the mall:[looks very confused]I...
Tõnu Loorits:Listen, I've searched everywhere for such green boots. We're going to place the manure in our farm and these are the right kind of boots for me. I even have green socks and a green jacket just like these boots. You've seen my green jacket, you know that very well!