• 电影名称 Jersey Girl

  • ——He wanted it all...but he got more than he bargained for.
  • 中文名称 泽西女孩
  •  类型  喜剧 / 戏剧 / 爱情
  •  国家  美国
  •  语言  英语
  •  时长  1 hr 42 min (102 min)
  • 上映时间 26 March 2004 (USA)

台词:

Will Smith:What's your daughter's name?

Ollie:Gertrude.

Will Smith:Damn, why'd you do that man?

Ollie:"Cats" is the second-worst thing that ever happened to New York City.

Maya:Forget about what you thought you were and just accept who you are.

Ollie:Isn't that cute? It's 8 o'clock and you both get a bottle.

Maya:That was kinda sweet. I'm kinda crushin' on you right now, Trinke.

Gertrude Steiney:[very pregnant Gertrude is getting ready for the VMAs]You try getting ready quickly when you look like this! I'm so fat and there's gonna be nothing but beautiful skinny girls there!

Ollie:That's because they're all coked-out whores, honey.

Gertrude Steiney:[now crying]I wanna be a coked-out whore!

Maya:I do it at least twice a day.

Ollie:Good God!

Ollie:Come on, Dad. Don't you wanna live alone again?

Bart:Not as much as I don't wanna die alone.

Girl #1:My mom and dad are very religious. At night I hear them scream "Jesus"!

Gertie:Punch it, Chewie.

Ollie:[to Gertie]You're the only thing I was ever good at.

[last lines]

Gertie:Thank you, Daddy.

Ollie:Anything for you, Gert. You know why?

Gertie:Why?

Ollie:'Cause you're the only thing I was ever really good at.

[first lines]

Teacher:Everyone, please take your seats. You heard the bell. You know what it means. Last week, the assignment was to write an essay about your family. Who they...

Teacher:[class: "Are!"]And what they...

Teacher:[class: "Mean to us!"]Excellent droning.

Gertie:I hate you! I hate you! I wish you died, not MOMMY!

Ollie:I hate you right back you little shit! You and your mom took my life away from me. I just want it back!

Bart:Sun even shines on a dog's ass some days.

Greenie:You gettin' a dog?

[after talking to Gertie, after finding her with Brian without their pants on]

Ollie:Do you have any questions about what you saw?

Gertie:[thinking hard]Do you have what Brian has?

Ollie:Yes.

Gertie:[after thinking hard again]Is it as big as his?

Ollie:Sadly, yes.

Ollie:George Michael is all about the ladies. "I want your sex". Does that sound like he's singing to a guy?

Boy #5:Okay, it's like this. My dog ate my paper. I checked, but he didn't poop it out.

Bart:Try acting like a father, shit-head.

Ollie:They're just skinny because they're coked out whores.

Gertrude Steiney:[sobbing]I wanna' be a coked-out whore!

Ollie:Okay. You can be a coked-out whore. You can be a coked-out, coked-out whore.

Maya:Man cannot live on porn alone.

Bart:If Gertie could see the shit you've been pulling.

Ollie:Gertie can't see anything, Dad. She's dead.

Bart:That's right, she is. But you ain't. And neither is that kid.

Boy #3:My Mom says my Dad has brown eyes because he is full of shit.

Will Smith:'Ey, you Brickman?

Ollie:No. I'm just a guy who'd rather play in the dirt with his kid.

Ollie:[having just been asked to come to the bar with Gertie and Bart]No, that's OK, I'll stay here and do the dishes. I only cooked, why shouldn't I clean?

Bart:Suit yourself. Don't wash that pan, I got a nice layer of juice built up for the pork roll, and I don't want you scrubbing it off.

Ollie:That 'juice' is called grease, dad. It's bad for you. It clogs your arteries.

Bart:It's called 'juice'. And it greases your father's insides so he can better swallow the shit his son feeds him twice a year, when he can be bothered to come to visit him.

Gertie:Did Mommy like New York?

Ollie:Yeah, she loved it.

Gertie:Then I guess I will too.

Bart:You know, you really had me scared for a moment there.

Ollie:Awww, who knew. All these years you were nursing a little stage fright!

Bart:Not that, smart-ass.

Ollie:Convincing a town to approve something that's already in their best interest, that's just delayed common sense!

Bryan:[reading his paper]My mom says my dad's eyes are brown because he's so full of sh - .

Teacher:[interrupts him before he swears]Bryan!

Ollie:Why don't you go get yourself a boyfriend?

Maya:Why don't you go get yourself a girlfriend?

Ollie:I spend all day working and spend all night with my kid.

Maya:So you would rather spend time with your daughter than get laid?

Ollie:Yeah.

Maya:That's sweet. I'm kind of crushing on you, Trinke.

[Gertie and Ollie are at a video store]

Gertie:You should be a dance teacher, like Johnny in "Dirty Dancing."

Ollie:l should? Should l say, ''Nobody puts Baby in a corner''?

Gertie:Oh, can we rent "Dirty Dancing" again?

Ollie:Ohh... "Dirty Dancing" ranks one notch below "Cats" in my book. Can you pick out something else?

Gertie:Can we rent this?

[gives Ollie the box to "Men in Black"]

Ollie:[while examining the movie]Absolutely not. Go pick out something from the children's section.

Gertie:All those movies suck!

Ollie:Watch your language!

[Ollie grabs a video from the adult video section]

[Maya arrives at the front door]

Gertie:[to Maya]Hey! You're the lady from the video store.

Ollie:Let's not use that term too loosely, okay? Go back and watch your video.

标语:

Forget about who you thought you were, and just accept who you are.
He wanted it all...but he got more than he bargained for.
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