• 电影名称 They Came Together

  • ——He came...She came...They both came.
  • 中文名称 不是冤家不聚头
  •  类型  喜剧
  •  国家  美国
  •  语言  英语
  •  时长  1 hr 23 min (83 min)
  • 上映时间 5 September 2014 (UK)

台词:

Molly:I love fiction books; do you?

Eggbert:No, they're not real.

Joel:Give me another one; make it a double.

Bartender:You look like you had a bad day.

Joel:Heh, tell me about it.

Bartender:Well you came in here looking like crap, and you haven't said very much.

Joel:You can say that again.

Bartender:Well you came in here looking like crap, and you haven't said very much.

Molly:Can I ask you a question; how do you sleep at night?

Joel:I usually jerk off and then sleep pretty soundly.

Melanie:[on the phone]... So he went down on me and I came in like one second, haha...

Joel:Good morning Melanie.

Melanie:Oh my boss is here, I'll call you later. Bye dad.

Brenda:Desert's almost ready. Who wants coffee?

Eggbert:I would love a double-cream, no coffee.

Valerie:I'll have a half mocha macchiato.

Teddy:I'll have a caf, half latte caramel venti frappuccino.

MollyJoel:Boy, whatever happened to just good old regular coffee?

Molly:...Asshole.

Joel:Cunt.

Molly:[playing charades, acting like a shark]

Brenda:Paws!

Valerie:Laws!

Eggbert:Jizz!

Teddy:Jews!

Bob:Time's up.

Molly:Jaws. I was doing Jaws.

Joel:Why don't you just take a jerk, you hike!

Joel:[at dinner party]So, uh, Molly...

Molly:Listen, before you ask me anymore questions from the Icebreaker Handbook, here's the 411: Upper Sweet Side NYC. Does the name ring a bell?

Joel:Yeah. Little candy shop?

Molly:Ding ding ding! Give the man a prize, he's a winner! What does he want Johnny? A new car! Yes, that is my store and I put my whole life into it.

Joel:I had no idea.

Molly:The only line you care about is the bottom line. Are you the kind of person I feel a strong connection to? Yes. Do I find you cute and funny? Yes. Could you be the guy that I fall for and live with forever? Yes, but the point is you're a corporate robot. And so it is with great pleasure that I say to you, go jump in a lake, meathead!

[chucks water in his face and storms off, everyone gasps]

Joel:Molly. Wait, Molly!... Shit.

[awkward silence]

Joel:I'll have what she's having, heh.

Bob:...You are having what she's having. It's all the same food; the pasta and the beans and the lentils.

Molly:I don't know Tiffany but she sounds like a stupid bitch.

Kyle:You can have the pussy, just save me the hole.

标语:

He came...She came...They both came.
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