Strop:I am gonna fuck your hairless arse all the way back to China.
Wee Willy:He will. I've seen it. Butter is your friend.
Strop:You speak English?
Ritchie:I'm from Otaki.
Strop:No shit. We got a place here in New Zealand sounds just like that.
Hemi Crane:We're not Maori cannibals, we're just cannibals who happen to be Maori.
Hemi Crane:I want a harricopter and a pirate!