Xander:[his last lines]Fucking gasoline! I knew it'll ruin everything!
[laughs maniacally as the boat explodes]
Xander:Hey, you people inside, I hate guns! They are very bad for the environment!
Clay:Looks like you brought a knife to a gunfight.
Clay:Not a fuckin' word.
Henry:My lips are sealed.
Xander:You fucked up, baby. That's no good.
Xander:[drinking coffee]You know, these beans are fair trade from Columbia. No slash-and-burn agriculture, but...
Xander:[Henry aims a gun at Xander]... you could care less, I'm sure.
Xander:[examining up a wild berry up close]I wasn't aware you grew in this park.
Xander:When I was a little boy at my grandmama's place, she had a lovely goose. I *truly* loved that goose.