• 电影名称 Gangsters, Guns & Zombies

  • ——They owned the streets... until now!
  • 中文名称 黑帮,枪支和僵尸
  •  类型  喜剧 / 恐怖
  •  国家  英国
  •  语言  英语
  •  时长  1 hr 28 min (88 min)
  • 上映时间 21 July 2012 (Netherlands)

台词:

Pat:What... Were... The... Scores?

Grandma:...but it could be the last time anyone shoots your balls off!

Tony:Whoa, whoa, easy Grandma easy. Didn't mean to scare you.

Grandma:Oh really, 'fuckface'? Do I look scared to you?

Tony:Calm down. It's not the 1st time I've had a gun pointed at me.

Grandma:Oh, maybe so, but it could be the last time anyone shoots your balls off! Ha ha, now that's better. Now you 'Bald Ass'!

[points gun at Muscles]

Grandma:and you 'Fat Ass'

[points gun at Pat]

Grandma:and you 'Black Ass'

[points gun at Q]

Grandma:get back in your shit mobile and piss off! Go rob a post office or something!

Pat:We'd love to but we ran out of fuel and we barely made it here.

Grandma:Then go rob a freaking petrol station or something!

Q:I understand how this looks. We're not here to rob anyone. We just saw the car and...

Grandma:Thought you'd get a closer look eh?. I'm not getting any younger, you know. I just might shoot the lot of you anyways!

Q:Whoa, easy, easy, all right? You're not gonna shoot anyone.

Grandma:Oh, really?

Q:Yeah, because if you do, you'll attract every member of the undead within a 10-mile radius and I know you don't want to do that. Look, you even took the wind-chimes from your front door.

Muscles:We understand that we startled you out here all alone.

Cassie:[out of nowhere she appears pointing a gun at Q's head]What makes you think she's all alone?

Grandma:Going somewhere good are we?

Tony:Put the fucking gun down!

Grandma:No, after you.

Tony:Ladies 1st!

Q:Ton, what's going on?

Tony:We're leaving!

Grandma:Not with all our food you're not!

Tony:Don't fucking argue with me! We are heading for the coast. I got the car keys in me pocket.

Q:Ton, this is wrong mate.

Tony:Oh shut up you soppy little cunt! What do you know about right and fucking wrong? Was it 'right' for any of 'this' to happen? Was it ' right' for us to rob a bank? Was it 'right' to steal a van? No! Yes it is a piece of shit fucking van with me mate's blood all over it!

Q:Why don't you lower the gun?

Tony:Shut up! Was it 'right' for fucking Danny to be buried in the mud? No! Was it 'right' for Crazy Steve to be eaten by those fucking things?

Cassie:Tony, look...

Tony:Shut the fuck up you cunt!

[Pat & Muscles enter the room]

Tony:Pat, we leaving mate, Muscles, I got the car keys in me pocket mate!

Pat:What?

Muscles:Tony, no mate...

Grandma:You're not going anywhere!

Tony:Shut up you old cow or I'll shoot you then I'll shoot your fucking granddaughter!

Grandma:You pathetic little man!

Tony:Oh yeah?

[starts to shoot gun but it only clicks]

Cassie:You evil fuck!

Grandma:You thought I would leave a loaded gun in the house with someone like you around?

Grandma:[rushes into a pack of zombies armed with only a Fire Iron]Come on you motherfuckers!

Front Line TV Reporter:Remember the rules: S.H.I.T= Sever the head, Have an escape route, Isolate the infected, Travel by day

标语:

They owned the streets... until now!
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