• 电影名称 Love Stinks

  • ——An "Un-romantic" romantic comedy.
  • 中文名称 泼辣新娘
  •  类型  喜剧
  •  国家  美国
  •  语言  英语
  •  时长  1 hr 34 min (94 min)
  • 上映时间 10 September 1999 (USA)

台词:

Chelsea:All I ever wanted to do was spend my life loving you, you disgusting sack of shit.

Seth:If that's all you wanted, then why did you hire the sleaziest lawyer in town, you pathologically deluded, morally bankrupt, in-denial, self-esteem-deficient bitch on wheels?

Chelsea:I am NOT in denial.

Larry Garnett:It's like a hooker taking a trick to court to get him to pay.

Holly:Don't call my best friend a hooker.

Larry Garnett:That's right, a hooker tells you the price up front.

Seth:You've put me off women. I'm gay now. And not just a little gay-full on, Liberace gay.

Chelsea:I really like this guy. I think that Seth could be the one.

Holly:Are you serious? Does he feel the same way?

Chelsea:Please, he's a man. He has no idea how he's feeling.

Holly:We're going to go over strategy. Now, remember, Chelsea, it took me three breakups, seven ultimatums, and God knows how many not-so-thinly veiled threats before Larry coughed up this ring.

Chelsea:Oooh. Okay, whatever it takes, I'm gonna marry that man.

Seth:Nice job, you fucked up date night.

Seth:Drop the probe and step away from my ass

Seth:I'll sue your ass for damages for damaging my ass

Seth:Back to Hell demon. Back to Hell.

Seth:But we agreed to $100,000. We shook on it. We had sex on it.

Chelsea:Hate sex.

[on phone answering machine]

Seth:If you have a message for me leave it after the beep and if you have a message for Chelsea then you REALLY HAVE TO ASK YOURSELF WHY.

Seth:[in the shower]Oh my God! My hair is falling out!

Chelsea:You know stress will do that to ya!

Seth:Holy shit! It's really falling out!

[hair begins to fall out rapidly]

Seth:Oh my God! AHHH! OH! OOOHH!

[steps out of shower and looks into mirror]

Seth:AHHHHHHHHHHH! What did you do to me?

Chelsea:I didn't do anything! You must have used my hair remover instead of your conditioner

Seth:Noo! YOU PUT SOME IN THERE TO FUCK WITH ME!

Chelsea:No, I didn't! I swear!

Seth:Ooooohhhhh you are the fuckin' devil! THE DEVIL!

Chelsea:Can I make it up to you?

Seth:What did you have in mind?

Chelsea:Back rub, blow-job, breakfast in bed.

Seth:The three B's! It has a chance at working.

Chelsea:[Sleeping in bed with Seth, he farts and the pets disperse]Ugh, you are such a pig!

Seth:Oh... man, I am so sorry! You know I had beans and broccoli for dinner and I washed them down with some crab cakes...

[farts loudly]

Seth:OH!...

Chelsea:[simultaneously]EWWW! Ew! Ew!

Seth:Goodness! I am so sorry. Would you like to spoon me? Because, I feel like I'm past the worst of it, and I need some cuddle-time - Oh, wait, no, I was wrong. Incoming!

[farts]

Seth:OH!...

Chelsea:[simultaneously]Ugh, you're sick! Ew!

Seth:My goodness! Keeping the neighbors up, huh? Feet are on fire. Wait! Wait! Wait! Wait! Wait!

[farts rapidly, four times]

Seth:Oh man! I've got skills! I've got game! Ah... mmmm - oh!

[farts loudly]

Seth:Ole!

标语:

Sometimes the best sex in the world...just isn't worth it.
If you can't be with the one you love...make their life a living hell.
An Un-Romantic Comedy
An "Un-romantic" romantic comedy.
A movie about a relationship...that's worse than yours.
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