Jojo - Hippy Vampire:Um, Hi. I'm Jojo, died in Nineteen Sixty-nine. This all sounds very exciting, taking over the planet and everything, but I'd rather not get involved if it's going to involve any sort of violence!
Morticia de'Ath:Oh for the love of blood! A hippy vampire! Well how do you expect us to take over the world then? A major leafleting campaign?
Doctor N. Sane:Ask around if anyone wants a head transplant. I'm digging up some new ones tomorrow.
Sheet Creek Ferryman:It's an 'orrible place. An unholy place. Full of vampires and werewolves and virgins.
Kevin Smallcock:Yeah, well look mate! I don't actually believe in vampires and werewolves. - Or virgins!
Morticia de'Ath:I'm so glad you could both join us tonight. I do get so lonely in this large old house. I've been here such a long, long time.
Kevin Smallcock:Did you grow up here?
Morticia de'Ath:Grow up? Oh, if only I could remember growing up!
Morticia de'Ath:I'm a LOT older than I look, you know.
Kevin Smallcock:What, you mean like in your forties?