Dinger:[At a group meeting, night before contest]Look at you guy's... You all look like Lindsay Lohan without a beer!
Kyle:Isn't your generation the one that believes love is all you need?
Aunt Carla:No! That's the generation before mine. Mine needs money!
Dinger:[Talking to Pammy]European men will no longer be allowed to wear Speedos on the beach... Thank God! Because if I see another banana hammock around here, I will never eat fruit again!