Eric:I am not a man... I am Cantona.
Eric:The noblest revenge is to forgive.
Unknown:God once said: "Leave your wi... you can change your wife, change your politics, change your religion. But never, never can you change your favourite football team!"
Eric Bishop:I'm up to here with your philosophy. I'm still getting over the fucking seagulls!
Meatballs:One word on Ryan, and it's gonna be on BlueTube!
Jess:It's YouTube. It's called YouTube.
Meatballs:Well, whatever it is, you're gonna be on it!
Spleen:You're worse than the fucking Yanks in Baghdad, you! What the fuck is going on here?