Jeetendra 'Jitubhai' B. Patel:If you start being too honest, you will remain a bachelor all your life.
Yogesh B. Patel:I will not be dishonest. I want an honest relationship.
Jeetendra 'Jitubhai' B. Patel:Dishonesty is the key to a long-lasting marriage.
Bhavna Hasmukhbhai Shukla:Look, I'm sorry. I can not marry you. Your first marriage is destined to fail.
Yogesh B. Patel:Jesus, man!
Bhavna Hasmukhbhai Shukla:In this house we only take Lord Krishna's name.
Yogesh B. Patel:I mean, Krishna, man!
Yogesh B. Patel:You know, Grandpa, something really strange happened. I met the first girl, then the second, and the second girl looked exactly like the first one. I mean, they... they looked just the same!
Nanaji:Let me explain. Now, at your age, in all the girls you see, you will only see one girl's face in all of them.
Yogesh B. Patel:Why is that?
Nanaji:Because, in every girl, you are searching for the girl of your dreams. That's why in every face, you will only see that face.
Yogesh B. Patel:Is that really true, Grandpa?
Nanaji:And remember, every girl is capable of being your dream girl.
Yogesh B. Patel:Does this... happen to everybody?
Nanaji:Don't know about others, but this is surely what happened to your Grandpa.
Rajni Parmar:[explaining bringing a stenographer to a private dinner]Marriage is a sort of contract, is it not? There was a time when our parents used to negotiate this. Now it's the new generation. The boys and girls settle it amongst themselves.
[Yoesh's star chart says his first relationship is destined to fail but not his second]
Bhavna Hasmukhbhai Shukla:[suggesting a solution]I can only marry you if you've had a complete physical relationship with any girl.
Yogesh B. Patel:"Complete physical relationship" means...?
Bhavna Hasmukhbhai Shukla:You don't know?
Yogesh B. Patel:Actually, I do know. I know a lot but it's not been "complete" yet.
Bhavna Hasmukhbhai Shukla:Actually, there could be one more solution: If you have a complete physical relationship with the same girl that you're going to marry, then you might just save your first marriage.
Yogesh B. Patel:So you're... You mean with you?
Bhavna Hasmukhbhai Shukla:Yes.
[Anjali is said to speak top English]
Yogesh B. Patel:So have you been in a relationship before? I'm just asking, just generally.
Anjali:No, no, no, no. No boyfriend. Not allowed.
Yogesh B. Patel:Oh, so you don't go out on dates.
Anjali:No-no, I go out on all dates. Sundates, Mondates... All dates up till Saturdates.
Yogesh B. Patel:My name is Yogesh Bharat bhai Patel! I'm a man! A real Man! No protein supplements! No steroids! And I don't need any father-in-law to help me take care of my wife! Understood?
Jeetendra 'Jitubhai' B. Patel:[following the crazy behavior of a prospective bride]Indu bhai did what any other smart businessman would do.
Yogesh B. Patel:What?
Jeetendra 'Jitubhai' B. Patel:Defective goods are always palmed off to out-of-town customers.