Eva:You don't look happy.
Kevin:Have I ever?
Eva:Haven't you ever wished you had somebody else around to play with?
Kevin, 6-8 Years:No.
Eva:You might like it.
Kevin, 6-8 Years:What if I don't like it?
Eva:Then you get used to it.
Kevin, 6-8 Years:Just because you're used to something doesn't mean you like it. You're used to me.
Eva:Yes, well, in a few months we're all gonna get used to somebody new.
Franklin:Hey, Kev. Listen buddy, it's easy to misunderstand something when you hear it out of context.
Kevin:Why would I not understand the context? I am the context.
Eva:Why would you have something like that?
Kevin:I collect them.
Eva:Doesn't it a weird thing to collect?
Kevin:I don't like stamps.
Eva:Then what's the point?
Kevin:There is no point. That's the point.
Kevin:I used to think I knew. Now I'm not so sure.
Prison guard:Time's up.
Kevin:It's like this: you wake and watch TV, get in your car and listen to the radio you go to your little jobs or little school, but you don't hear about that on the 6 o'clock news, why? 'Cause nothing is really happening, and you go home and watch some more TV and maybe it's a fun night and you go out and watch a movie. I mean it's got so bad that half the people on TV, inside the TV, they're watching TV. What are these people watching, people like me?
Eva:[standing at the counter of the miniature golf course, the mother sees a group of obese people and rails to her son]Whenever I see fat people, they're always eating. Don't give me any of this... 'slow metabolism, it's my glands' crap.
Eva:So, the daddy bear plants his seed in the mommy bear and it grows into an egg.
Kevin, 6-8 Years:Is this about fucking?
Eva:Do you know what that means?
Kevin, 6-8 Years:The boy puts his pee pee in the girls doo doo.
Eva:You just can't get uncomfortable enough can you?
Kevin:Uncomfortable? With my own mother?
Kevin:You know, you can be kind of harsh sometimes.
Eva:You're one to talk.
Eva:So, how's school going?
Celia:Me and Kevin were playing Xmas kidnapping.
Young Suited Man #1:Good afternoon ma'am. I hope this isn't an inconvenient time.
Eva:Good afternoon ma'am. I hope this isn't an inconvenient time. Well, it is actually.
Young Suited Man #1:Well, we just had a couple of quick questions for you.
Eva:What is this about?
Young Suited Man #2:Do you know were are you spending the afterlife?
Eva:Oh! Yes I do as a matter of fact! I'm going straight to hell. Eternal damnation, the whole bit. Thanks for asking! Ok?