Damien Day:It was not my fault that the pictures were so dull, George. Every cow in that herd had BSE but could we get one of them to stagger about in a wobbly kind of way. No, they just lay there idle doing bugger-all and looking totally sane. Even after we lobbed in the firecrackers.
Gus Hedges:In this fast changing world of ours you have to have tomorrow's technology today, because today is tomorrow's yesterday, and yesterday is a bad place to live.
Gus Hedges:Let us not burn our boats before the bridge is built.
Gus Hedges:In a situation like this we must emulate our prime minister.
Dave Charnley:What - cock it up and then blame someone else?
Dave Charnley:Damian, there's a farmer on the line for you. He says how big do you want the corn circles?