Ben Berger:I had my first kiss tonight.
Alexa Walker:What? With who?
Ben Berger:I also gave my first blowjob.
Gabby:Excuse me Ms. Davis... um... I talked to my mom, and she said to tell you I'm really not comfortable playing Donna's girlfriend in some lesbian play.
Ms. Davis:Please tell your mother that 'The Children's Hour' is a famous piece of literature, not some lesbian play.
Courtney:I guess that's what happens when you discover the power of a dick.
Johnny Drake:I'm not a fag, man.
Ben Berger:Whatever, I'm not the sensitive one.
Johnny Drake:When did you turn into evil Light Boy?
Ben Berger:When you turned out to be a total poser.
Ben Berger:You can try and play all mature and worldly, but you're not. You're still the same scared, pathetic, perfect little girl.
Alexa Walker:And you're still the same bitter, lonely loser who can't stand to see me have a life because you've never had one.