• 电影名称 Parental Guidance

  • ——This Christmas it's a battle for the ages
  • 中文名称 家长指导
  •  类型  喜剧 / 家庭
  •  国家  美国
  •  语言  英语
  •  时长  1 hr 45 min (105 min)
  • 上映时间 25 December 2012 (USA)

台词:

Drayton Glass:We're looking for guys who Tweet.

Artie Decker:I'll tweet, I make any kind of noise you want.

Artie Decker:I feel 10 years younger than I am, and I look 10 years younger than that, so you're asking a 38 year old to retire.

Diane Decker:You're 38? Good, paint the house.

Turner Simmons:It's d-dirty out here.

Barker Simmons:And windy.

Artie Decker:Yeah, it's called outdoors.

[from trailer]

Harper Decker Simmons:[with a mouthful of cake]Yogurt not like ice cream! You lied!

Diane Decker:Artie!

Artie Decker:I'm sorry! I can't take this anymore! This whole "teachable moments" of protecting their self-esteem and nobody gets punished and every game ends in a tie! All I hear is "Use your words. Use your words," but the word they never use with the kids is "No!"

Turner SimmonsArtie Decker:[watching Saw]AHHHHHHHHHHHHH!

Artie Decker:[pauses movie]They made 6 of these?

Alice Simmons:You threatened her violin teacher?

Diane Decker:She says threatened, I call it defending my granddaughter.

Diane Decker:You know what we are? We're the OTHER grandparents.

Artie Decker:Well we can't be all 4.

Harper Decker Simmons:[eating ice cream cake]Mom, you lied to me! Yogurt is not like ice cream!

Artie Decker:Harper, here're your sausages.

Harper Decker Simmons:Soy-sages.

Artie Decker:Soysages? Where are you, the Bronx?

Artie Decker:For the record, I was never going to actually spank Barker.

Harper Decker Simmons:But you said you were.

Artie Decker:But I didn't.

Harper Decker Simmons:But he didn't know that.

Artie Decker:That's *why* it worked.

Harper Decker Simmons:Oh.

Diane Decker:Bravo! Oh, wow! Harper, that was wonderful!

Harper Decker Simmons:I stunk.

Diane Decker:You most certainly did not!

[to Dr. Schveer]

Diane Decker:Wasn't she wonderful?

Dr. Schveer:No. This will *not* be good enough for your audition. You must practice more! When my daughter underperforms, I shun her. *This* girl should be shunned!

Barker Simmons:Carl and I wanna leave.

Artie Decker:Don't leave your seat.

Barker Simmons:You said "don't".

Artie Decker:Consider the consequences, mister.

Artie Decker:Eggless egg salad, how am I gonna know it when I see it?

Diane Decker:Dr. Schveer? I shun you, consider yourself shunned.

Mr. Cheng:My parents are Japanese, I'm Chinese, my kids are Korean and they go to a Hebrew school, oy vey!

Harper Decker Simmons:Just type in 'get to school'.

Artie Decker:Why is that easier than you just telling me how to get there?

Diane Decker:You know what grandparenting is? Second chance.

标语:

Here come the grandparents. There go the rules.
This Christmas it's a battle for the ages
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