Nicole Emerson:I tried to eat that guy. Do you realize that? Do you know what it's like for me to want to drink blood? Do you know how disgusting that is? I'm a vegetarian!
Edgar Frog:I'm Edgar Frog, surfboard shaper and vampire hunter.
Edgar Frog:[brandishing two cross-shaped stakes]Who ordered the stake?
Edgar Frog:Cut the theatrics. I know you're out there. Show yourself.
[Sam appears out of the shadows]
Edgar Frog:That's a good way to get yourself staked, Sam.
Sam Emerson:Easy there, compadre. After all the shit that you pulled? I think you can at least hear me out. I mean, I feel like you owe me that.
Edgar Frog:You really expect me to act like nothing ever happened?
Sam Emerson:No, I've already forgiven you. It's water under the bridge.
Edgar Frog:Stay there. You don't want it to go down like this.
Sam Emerson:Oh, it's going down like this.
Edgar Frog:I'm warning you.
Sam Emerson:Hey, I'm trembling.
Edgar Frog:Do you smell that? It smells like death and fungus. It's Vampire BO.
Edgar Frog:Build a man a fire, he's warm for a day. Light a man on fire, and he's warm for the rest of his life!
Edgar Frog:Let's get one thing straight, I hate fucking vampires!
Edgar Frog:Your sister's a suck monkey.
Chris:Dude, what are you drinking, man?
Edgar Frog:Frog juice. Garlic, holy water and raw eggs.